Archive for December, 2010

Arbitrary Commentary: Manic Monday

Posted: Monday, December 13, 2010 in Uncategorized

Good morning, Party People; here’s hoping that your Monday isn’t sucking too hard.  Considering that my beloved Chicago Bears were completely embarrassed and annihilated by the New England Patriots and Tom Brady’s hair, we’re not doing all that bad out here.  And since we actually watched something other than football and football highlights last night for [...]

The Rooster

Posted: Wednesday, December 8, 2010 in Life, Uncategorized
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My office now doubles as a sniper-perch because we have an issue with squirrels getting up into our soffit (the area between the roof and walls that leads to the attic.)  There are few sounds worse than that of some creature scurrying about inside your walls as you lie in bed trying to fall asleep, [...]

Eat Your Heart Out, Ralphie.

Posted: Tuesday, December 7, 2010 in Life

Happy Holidays, party people; hope it all rocks. And to all you squirrels up in my soffit, with my new Daisy air rifle, I will shoot your fucking eyes out. MERRY CHRISTMAS!